I love Morgan Rose Johnson more than anything<3
Can we cuddle?
In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. We could whisper sweet things to each other over pillows that no one could hear. We’d just stare in each others eyes until a smile cracked the silence of our lips.
lets have sex
(Source: julianplowden)
normal people playing a video game:
me playing a video game: HYAAAAAAAAAAAH TAKE THAT YO MOTHERFUIGSACJ NO OMGHFD NO SHIT FUCKIGN ASHASIGHOLE ASFHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HYAH SUCK IT BITCH YEAH YE DAS RIGHT WHO DA BOSS FUCK WHAT IS THAT COMBO HOLY SHIT HOW DO I DO THAT AGAIN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *presses every single button on console* NO WAIT JESUS WHAT IS THAT HOW AM I EVEN DOING THAT OFSFHDGSJ JUMP YOU ASSHOLE JUMP HWEHRE IS STOP SHIOOTIGN ME OH GCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASERAS I NEED SOME GARGOYLES
me playing a video game: HYAAAAAAAAAAAH TAKE THAT YO MOTHERFUIGSACJ NO OMGHFD NO SHIT FUCKIGN ASHASIGHOLE ASFHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HYAH SUCK IT BITCH YEAH YE DAS RIGHT WHO DA BOSS FUCK WHAT IS THAT COMBO HOLY SHIT HOW DO I DO THAT AGAIN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *presses every single button on console* NO WAIT JESUS WHAT IS THAT HOW AM I EVEN DOING THAT OFSFHDGSJ JUMP YOU ASSHOLE JUMP HWEHRE IS STOP SHIOOTIGN ME OH GCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASERAS I NEED SOME GARGOYLES
